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S2 · 04.03.26
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The See Food Diet
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"You don't have to roll the R in 'burrito." – Bob

Bob, Kate, and Matt are back behind the mic for another gloriously chaotic episode of the See Food Diet Podcast, recorded this time at the Burns Family Estate while Matt dog-sits. The episode kicks off with a deep dive into the food they've been eating — from a pretzel power ranking across youth sports tournament venues, to the shocking news that Frisch's Big Boy may still be alive and kicking in Springfield and Cincinnati. Kate shares her adventures tracking down a beloved Chinese restaurant from her Miami University days, and Matt mourns the closure of the legendary China Bell while celebrating the soft-serve tub he got to take home. The trio also debates the merits of hot pretzels, flavor burst ice cream, Portillo's hot dogs, and the ideal spread of five-to-seven hot dogs at a baseball game — including one corn dog.

The second half of the episode takes a wild and wonderful detour into the world of AI-generated fruit drama videos on TikTok, where anthropomorphized strawberries are having affairs with Chocolatina, eggplants are committing crimes, and fat potatoes are getting revenge makeovers. They debate which fruit they'd want to be in an AI video (Matt lands on banana, Bob goes mandarin orange for the smell), and genuinely cannot stop scrolling. From there, the conversation wanders into what your food order says about your personality — barbecue wing people are unbothered classics, plain burger people are picky babies, and anyone ordering donkey sauce wings at Roosters is either a performative male or someone who deeply regrets their life choices.

The episode wraps up with tangents about restaurant Italian pronunciation, the French-German TikTok couple who roast each other's accents, Bob's disastrous attempt at making black bean tofu from scratch (he threw it all away after one bite), Tequila Dan the legendary Cheddar's server, and the surprisingly good UK edition of Saturday Night Live. It's a perfectly unhinged hour of food opinions, TikTok rabbit holes, and genuine friendship energy.

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## KEYWORDS

– Super Dive Podcast

– Frisch's Big Boy

– Youth sports tournament pretzels

– AI fruit TikTok videos

– Flavor burst ice cream

– Tryin Bell closure

– Portillo's hot dogs

– Chicago-style hot dog

– Cheddar's Scratch Kitchen

– Tequila Dan

– Black bean tofu fail

– Sonic pretzels

– Roosters donkey sauce wings

– Cincinnati food scene

– Sunrise Market Columbus

– Italian food pronunciation

– What your food order says about you

– 9-9 baseball challenge

– SNL UK edition

– Olive Garden bread sticks

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